If there is anyone who can turn everyday chaos into premium entertainment, it is Faiza ‘Fabz’ Salima the KFM presenter who balances radio laughter with kitchen magic and a steady stream of online hot takes. Known for her frank opinions, quick humour and fearless commentary, Faiza never dodges a question.
Sqoop caught up with her for a Take 5, and she delivered as only she can.
- You are a trending topic on X again. What did you do this time?
Probably got arrested again or called out a popular hangout spot as a poor choice for a first date. The men on X are yet to forgive me, but I am still standing ten toes on that. Anyone taking you to Kyadi for a date is not into you like that. Bring back shame.
- A dream you have that even you know is delulu?
Finding love in Kampala. The dating pool is absolute pits.
- It is 2 am. Elijah Kitaka knocks on your door with a bouquet. Are you letting him in or dialing Julius Swangz?
Ka coffee, and I am baking the doughnuts. We will notify Mr Julius in the morning.
- If adulthood came with a delete button, what would go first?
Bills. You sort your monthly expenses then your car breaks down. Before you breathe, someone at home also needs help. Why can’t we just be born with money already in the bank?
- Your weirdest food combo that actually slaps?
An Oreo Krusher with KFC chicken wings. I used to think White people were crazy for mixing sweet drinks with fries and chicken, but that combo slaps until calories feel like a social construct.
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