Levixone really studied Ugandans. Man did not just post his woman like a regular guy. No, he gave us a teaser. A soft launch. Just two hands. One with a ring. Caption: “She said yes.” And just like that, the online in-laws and WhatsApp aunties put on their lab coats. If there is one thing Ugandans do with PhD-level excellence, it is refusing to mind our business. Now, earlier speculations had hinted at something cooking between the gospel artiste and Desire Luzinda, but the August House, X, and its branches had dismissed it. “Must be a video shoot,” they said. After all, Luzinda’s hands are supposed to look… older? Right? So when the soft-launch hands appeared looking young and smooth, online FBI went into overdrive.

“That can’t be Desire’s hand!” “Check the nails!” “Zoom in on the knuckles!” We became forensic analysts. But Levixone sat back like a true chess player waiting for checkmate and then boom! He dropped the bbooomu mehn! Ladies and gentlemen, Desire Luzinda ow’ekitone is officially off the market. Engaged to gospel superstar Levixone. Slightly older women are winning, and we love to see it. Maybe it is true what they say about the old broom knowing all the corners. Or maybe Levixone just did not want trial-and-error. He went like… give me the deluxe version with seasoning and sense.

Still on love, we must also celebrate Shivan and Atwine. Online clips showed the two preaching together on Kampala streets for Phaneroo. Now that is compatibility. I keep saying nothing tastes better than a slow roast. Man must have been marinating in silence for years. He played the long game, and it paid off. To all the soft-launchers, slow burners, and believers in seasoned love, we see you. May your engagements confuse your enemies and inspire your followers because at the end of the day, love is love. Congratulations to the newly-engaged and married. May your thereafters be super!